Hey.
You haven't changed. Please, take a seat.
How is your sister?
I have three sisters.
The one with the big tits.The one I always wanted to fuck.
I hear good things, Latif.
It says here you can shoot straight.
Officer material, promoted already.Lieutenant.
Please, help yourself.
Juice?
I won't keep you guessing, Latif.
I want you to come and work for me.
- Work for you?- Here, in Baghdad.
Like old friends.
- We were friends, weren't we, at school?- Classmates.
Didn't you once paint a pictureof my father?
- You still have it?- I gave it to you.
I have an awful feelingI told him I did it myself.
Do you know who this is?
- Of course.- No, no, no.
It is not who you think it is.
His name is Faoaz al-Emari.
Not Saddam. I see him all of the time.
In the newspapers, in the magazines,on television.
Even I cannot tell who is who.
It is not so unusual, Latif.
Stalin had a double. He had dozens.So did the Shah.
The country is at war.
My father cannot be expectedto be everywhere at once.
Half the time there is no good reason,but the people, they expect it.
Add to that there is always the chancesome fucked-up Shi'a scum
will take a shot at him.
Look at yourself, Latif.
Look. Look, look.
Look at me.
We could be twins, no?
You are taller.
How much? This much?
Didn't they used to sayyou looked like Uday Saddam Hussein?
Didn't they used to say that at school?
I want you, Latif.
I want you to be my fidai.
I want you to be my brother.
Don't say anything.
Take 10 minutes.
Think it over.
What happens if I say no?
Ten minutes.
He is shitting bricks.
His grandfather was a Kurd. It's a pity.
But the family's been in Baghdada long time.
His father's done well.
I believe he sells domestic appliances.
He's never said a word against the party.
Latif is the best we could find.And we looked.
Well, I have to have him.
You will have whatever you want.
Everything I own will belong to you.
Uday,
I am my father's son.
I would give my last drop of blood for Iraq.
But when this war is over,I'm going to work in his business.
I am the eldest son.
I have brothers and sisters.I have given them my word.